Monday, June 28, 2010
The Commonwealth
Since then membership has continued to grow. The most recent members are Rwanda - which was admitted at the 2009 Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, Cameroon and Mozambique, which was the first country to join with no historical or administrative association with another Commonwealth country.
Beyond the ties of history, language and institutions, it is the association’s values which unite its members: democracy, freedom, peace, the rule of law and opportunity for all. These values were agreed and set down by all Commonwealth Heads of Government at two of their biennial meetings (known as CHOGMs) in Singapore in 1971 and reaffirmed twenty years later in Harare.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Power of observation
1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.
The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY,
e.g. He inserted his finger in dog’s mouth & on drawing back tasted it
in his own mouth.
Then he said them to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog’s mouth & then tasted it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION, I inserted my Middle
finger but tasted the Index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.
Moral:
Life is tough but it’s a lot tougher when you are not paying attention
Sunday, June 20, 2010
One liners...pun intended
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with... stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they will.... always multiply.
What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles..... U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did..... a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was..... on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out..... free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could...... jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought..... tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will?..... It's a dead giveaway
Saturday, June 05, 2010
The wooden Bowl
The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess.
"We must do something about father," said the son.
So the husband and wife set another small table in the corner.
When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone.
The four-year-old grandson watched it all in silence.
One evening before supper, the father noticed his four-year-old son playing with wood scraps on the floor.
The four-year-old smiled and went back to work.
The words struck the young couple so much that they were speechless.
That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table.
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles three things:
I've learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents,
I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.
I've learned that every day, you should reach out and touch someone.
People love that human touch -- just a friendly pat on the back.
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.