Doctors new hospital wing

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding
a new wing to
their hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it
and the
dermatologists advised no rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it,
but the
neurologists thought the administration had a lot of
nerve and the
obstetricians stated they were all labouring under a
misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea
short-sighted; the
pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body" while the
pediatricians
said, "Grow up!"

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was
madness. The surgeons
decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and
the radiologists
could see right through it!

The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow; and the
plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face
on the matter."

The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the urologists felt
the scheme wouldn't hold water. The anaesthetists
thought the whole
idea was a gas and the cardiologists didn't have the
heart to say no.

In the end, the proctologists left the decision up
to some assholes in
administration.

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